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You're cheap. You're lazy. You don't pay for porn and you sure as hell won't pay for a quality sex toy.
Well this post is for all you cheap DIY fuckers that want to get your rocks off but are on a strict budget.
*Please note: Candy does NOT endorse any of these products or techniques. If you are going to try these at home be safe and have 911 on speed dial.
Well this post is for all you cheap DIY fuckers that want to get your rocks off but are on a strict budget.
*Please note: Candy does NOT endorse any of these products or techniques. If you are going to try these at home be safe and have 911 on speed dial.
DIY with A Serial Killer
This shit genuinely creeped me the fuck out. Thank God he didn't pan right because I'm pretty sure we would've seen a dead hooker chained to the hot water heater.
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