Awful Shit: The World's Worst Sex Toys

Creating a sex toy is tricky business. Get it right and make millions. Get it wrong and you make this list. Here is some truly awful shit.

1. The Bearded Manta Ray

Always wanted to fuck a manta ray that's wearing a toupe? Here's your chance.

2. The Do-It-All

The Swiss army knife of sex toys.

3. Corn Ride

I hate the feeling I get from shitting corn...

I'm gonna leave this right here.

I presume this was modeled after Arnold Schwarzenegger's leg.

6. The "Handie"

Talk about getting caught "red-handed".

Overcome your fear of contracting an STD with the "immersion therapy" dildo.